SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — “Wait, where am I? Home. Cool, cool,” Marie thought this morning. “How did I get here? Ah, great, a Lyft receipt in my email. Adulting!“
She reportedly had 19 unread text messages and 97 Instagram notifications that she just couldn’t bring herself to look at yet.
“You want a Tylenol for that headache?” her roommate asked, as she fumbled with the coffee grinder, clearly struggling with her motor skills.
”Oh no thanks. It’s bad for your liver,” she responded, choosing to suffer through her 7th debilitating hangover this month.