COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO — Local server, Daryl Ivanov, has always been a go-getter with a quick response to conflict. When he sees a roadblock, he follows through with the quickest solution on hand. This morning, while needing to check the tracking on an Amazon order, he found that his girlfriend was using their laptop to simultaneously watch every episode of the Simpsons and shop for matching pajama sets.
“Let me jump on there when you’re done…” he said while pacing behind her, chewing on a pen, and staring at the 23 open tabs.
According to a report from the girlfriend, he waited about 4 seconds before throwing on shoes and walking down the street to his bartender coworker’s home.
“Hey, Joann, I need to borrow your computer. Sorry. Mine is being used right now.”