KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI — “Does he even live here anymore? It’s like his third no-call, no-show,” Asher’s roommate, Ava, commented this morning. “Look, he rinses them and stacks them so neatly in the sink. Just finish the job!”
Asher emerged from his room moments later looking like he just held a spirits tasting, with a wizard’s staff of stacked dirty glasses in his arms.
“I noticed we were out of cups, so I brought these from my nightstand,” he said, placing them next to the sink. “I’ll get to those in a sec. This one needs to soak first,” he said of a glass that once upon a time held an amaro on the rocks.