MODESTO, CALIFORNIA — Opening staff at Revolver Room in the downtown area are reportedly shuffling around in a bloodshot-eyed fugue state while performing their opening duties early this afternoon. They slithered in 15 minutes after call time, with sunglasses and a large coffee in hand.
“Who the fuck swept last night?” bartender Madeline was heard asking while slowly pulling syrup bottles from the lowboy behind point well. “Seriously who worked last night? The close is setting me back on the open.”
“Yeah, me too. There’s a maraschino cherry from last night in the service sink I have to clean up.” added the opening barback from across the room, while hovering over a trashcan and labeling half of yesterday’s lemon juice ‘Lime.’