NEW ORLEANS, LA — New reports are showing that Hurricane Barry, who mysteriously hooked around New Orleans this weekend, had received a friendly Cease and Desist from the organizers of New Orleans premiere cocktail convention, Tales of the Cocktail — which is ran by its namesake Foundation.

“We work very hard to litigate any major unofficial events during Tales week,” commented a convention official this morning. “We like to keep things on the books.  And, believe me, we are much more friendly than we used to be.  Just ask the little BBQ event that used happen on Sundays.  If Barry had not relented, our next step would have been an unavoidable lawsuit.”

The Foundation staffer is, of course, referring to the event P*G N’ P**CH [NAME REDACTED BY LEGAL], which was hosted during Tales in previous years. 

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