UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, USA — We continue our inventory night coverage with a shocking new update.  Of the bar precincts who have submitted early results, 100% have reported a point five (.5) bottle of Hendrick’s Gin on the backbar.  Preliminary estimates from further precincts are showing similar results.

 

Rumors are circulating that this might somehow be a zany move by the most peculiar ambassador team in booze. We have reached out to William Grant & Sons for comment.  An hour later, a man wearing a plaid suit riding a unicycle arrived and gave us a fish bowl.  We were perplexed until the fish leaped from water and yelled “Many thanks for the inquiry, lads, but we’re not behind this one!”

 

We will continue to monitor the numbers throughout the night, so follow The Daily Expo on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the live coverage of inventory nigh… WAIT DID YOU COUNT THE BEER IN THE PARTY FRIDGE?!