EUGENE, OREGON — Local bartender, Melissa Thomas, announced this afternoon via Facebook that she had gotten her real estate license, and was ready to sell you a home.
“I have a huge network on friends with disposable income, just throwing it away on meals and rent,” she told us in the DMs. “To be honest though, I’m slowly realizing I don’t actually like working in bars. My options are limited with this Art Associates degree, so here we are!”
“Oh that’s great news,” Melissa’s manager, Val was reportedly overheard saying. “I hope she’s better at closing those deals than she is at closing this bar.”