SAN ANTIONIO, TEXAS — Investigative units were called out to local bar, Beacon’s Lounge, last night when the service staff reported a bartender friend who works at a neighboring restaurant had just gotten off work and paid them a visit.


“Hey guys, how’s it going?” Derek said to the staff as he saddled up to the service well pass and leaned on the bar. “We were slammed, and I told everyone to come over here when we closed.”


The service staff reportedly did their best to reach around Derek, who was clearly oblivious to his whereabouts. 


“Hey Dana,” he called out to the service well bartender, who had not addressed him yet. “Do y’all still have that Mexican Fernet? I’m feeling a Toronto.”


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