PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA — Local floor manager, Wendy Donaldson, was reporting victory at 1:47am this past Thursday. After a long night of ups and downs and a few ‘last call’ jokes – she was finally happy with the lighting.

 

“Whoop, sorry, just adjusting the lights,” she reported at earlier in the evening after a flicker in the banquette caused confusion.  Those on the scene were reporting that she spent the night standing in the corner, hand on the fader switch, staring at the ceiling as if possessed.

 

“The guests were asking what was wrong with her,” reported an assistant server working section two. “The fixated face and bent neck was a bit unnerving to be honest.”

 

 

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