NEW YORK, NEW YORK — A shocking discovery in the suburbs of Chicago today, as the body of a mature jigger was discovered in the sink of local bistro Numbers 801.


“It was in the heat of the shift and I had to make a quick battlefield decision,” local bartender recounted to us. “Sometimes your only choice is to leave a man behind.”


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