MADISON, WISCONSIN — We received report that local line cook, Jennifer Montana, still has yet to replace the blinker bulbs in her busted 2002 Ford Focus Coupe. Those close to Jennifer tell us that the bulbs have been out for about 2 and a half years.
“Yeah, I don’t see why I need …ON YOUR FRONT… to get that fixed. I’m totally happy calling my moves the old fashioned way like I’m used to,” Jennifer said while giving us a ride to the restaurant this afternoon.
“COMING DOWN!” she screamed out the window as she entered the parking lot behind the restaurant. “Alright, get out of the car. Unless you want to smell like weed and dry shampoo all night, then just hang tight, I got you.”