LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY — A tense mood descended upon the service well last night as local barback Dylan Knobs continued to finish his story after being asked to grab ice for both wells. We were able to speak with the bartender on duty during the event.
“Look at that jabroni, just laughing, holding the ice bucket under the bar, not giving a flip about my ratchet chippy ice over here,” she said, with a visible sneer, not breaking her stare at him. “To be so young and carefree, totally unaware of what a doofus you are.”
“OH, AND THEN, HE WAS LIKE…” the barback went on, laughing with the strangers at seats B4, 5, and 6 as if they were old friends reminiscing on past times.