FACEBOOK, DEFINITELY FACEBOOK — There was a nervous hush in the room when they stepped through the blue curtain and glided towards the podium. Murmurs turned to whispers, which turned to silence. You could hear the click of mini tape recorders from the 90s gearing up.
“Hi, thank you all for coming here today,” they started, getting right into it. “I won’t waste much of your day… it’s announcement time!!”