HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY — Local line cook and prep extraordinaire, Carlos Dominguez, does not typically jump at Black Friday or Cyber Monday Sales. But this year he saw something he …
REPORT — Barback Just Gonna Finish That Thought Before Getting Me Ice, I Guess
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY — A tense mood descended upon the service well last night as local barback Dylan Knobs continued to finish his story after being asked to grab ice for …
BACK HOME — Bartender Introduces Elderly Parents To Friends, Guests, Coworkers Through Big Hug
DES MOINES, IOWA — It has been a tough year for everyone. The kind of tough year that only Grandma’s cooking can cure. That is why Deb Barnett hopped on …
Man Rediscovers Life, Finds Higher Meaning After Receiving Last Minute Cut From Server Shift
PORTLAND, MAINE — Brian Thompson was scheduled for a 4pm call time, and was set to close. That was before he received a call from the daytime manager today at …
Air Bud Latest Celebrity to Join Tequila Industry, Announces Brand Launch
HOLLYWOOD, LOS ANGELES — According to a press release this morning, canine superstar Air Bud is the latest to join the club of celebrities who have side stepped into the …
HANGOVER REPORT — Woman Unsure If Anyone Is Mad At Her, Avoiding All Human Contact Today To Be Safe
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — It started so harmless and carefree. It was one of those magical nights where the entire team at Quigley’s Bar & Grill finished closing sidework at the …
Brotender Just Gonna Casually Jump Into Ladies’ Conversation Like That, New Report Shows
AKRON, OHIO — Based on new reports we’re getting out of the downtown area of Akron, allegedly some brotender is just gonna jump in some ladies’ conversation like a moving …
Area Door Guy Will Take Care Of This If You Make Him That Boozy Pink Thing You Made Last Time
WASHINGTON, DC — After a crazy rollercoaster week in politics, we may have relief on the way. “Daryl is going to take care of it,” advised local bartender Alyssa …
INVENTORY NIGHT COVERAGE: 100% of Bars Reporting .5 of Hendricks on Backbar
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, USA — We continue our inventory night coverage with a shocking new update. Of the bar precincts who have submitted early results, 100% have reported a …