PORTLAND, OREGON — Now that Portland Cocktail Week is coming to a close, it’s resume updating season. Bartenders across the country are opening resume.doc and adding an extra line, indicating …
DEVELOPING: Local Dad Can’t Seem to Turn Flashlight Off
WICHITA, KANSAS — It is parent’s weekend at the Wichita State University, but the festivities do not stop at campus. Local college hangout, Carla’s Tavern, was host to legions of …
Small Town $20 Bill Spends Life Passed Around City’s Service Industry, Longs to See the Outside World
DES MOINES, IOWA — The Daily Expo Newsroom received a letter from a viewer this week. In this letter the writer did not want to tell someone else’s story or …
HEALTHCARE: UnitedHealth Group Announce Supplementary ‘Kold Draft Shoulder’ Coverage
MINNETONKA, MINNESOTA — UnitedHealth Group (UNH) announced yesterday that, due to a forecasted increase in demand for treatment of Kold Draft Shoulder [KDS], they are now offering supplementary coverage that …
BREAKING: Death & Co. Hire Former Planet Fitness COO, Announce Guest Reward Cards Q1
AMERICA, USA — Wall Street analysts were floored during cocktail bar Death & Company’s quarterly stockholder earnings report this afternoon. The event was held on a live audio stream hosted …
Allspice Dram Producers Prep For Busy Season, Record ‘Several Case’ Sales Expected
WORLDWIDE, USA — As the leaves brown and temperatures drop, there is one industry ramping up for its busiest months of the year. We’re talking, of course, about the Allspice …
Guests Just Love That Bartender with 7 Write-Ups, Reports Local Bar Owner
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY — “Isn’t Ramón great!?” an over-served guest said to Annie Chen on their way out of the bar yesterday. “Sure is, the best!” she responded, smiling through …
Bar Guest Insists Dealer’s Choice Cocktail Goes on Menu, Offers Own Name as Tribute
ORLANDO, FLORIDA — Carol Knight, a regular at the Crow’s Nest restaurant in the Winter Park neighborhood of Orlando, released a photo press release via Facebook last night stating that …
Local Server Can’t Remember Which Table of Wednesday Addams Ordered All These Palomas
TUCSON, ARIZONA — Our scanners at Expo HQ lit up last night when an APB went out for whichever Wednesday Addams ordered these damn drinks. “I seriously can’t remember …