OMAHA, NEBRASKA — “I’ve had most of the whiskey up there. I have over 40 different bottles at my house,” Jeff was reported saying on a recent trip to a …
Industry Figurehead Crafts Perfect Post that Literally Everyone Already Agrees With
ST. LOUIS, MO — “It had been about 5 days since my last torrential post. You’ve got to keep an eye on that kind of thing if you want to …
Curmudgeon 2010s Bar Manager Totally Shuts Down Miami Vice Menu Submission
ROANOKE, VA — Stork Lounge, the dimly lit casual cocktail den in downtown Roanoke, is a local institution. Since they opened their doors in 2015, the local drink scene has …
London Cocktail Sustainability Pioneers Open Single-Use NYC Popup Bar
NEW YORK, NY — The internet has been buzzing this week with the opening of a popup bar helmed by the crew from the much-awarded London cocktail bar, Lyaness. The …
Cocktail Bartender Has 0% Recollection of Work Trip
PHOENIX, AZ — “Wait, I went where?” Phillip Donovan responded, when a coworker asked for advice on their upcoming Fall session of Camp Runamok. Phillip, a Tucson native, moved …
BREAKING: Coworkers Just Realized This is Your First Shift Back from TOTC, Preps for Unsolicited Recaps
GLOBAL NEWS — Bar and restaurant staffs from across the world are bracing for what will certainly be a shift filled with unsolicited recaps of Tales of the Cocktail, North …
MSY Reporting Higher Than Normal Flight Cancellations out of NOLA Tomorrow Morning
NEW ORLEANS, LA — Tales of the Cocktail is the premiere cocktail convention for bar industry elite. Those in attendance tend to be the the top players of their home …
NOLA Deploys Emergency Aromatization as Tales Attendees Flee Abnormally Clean Air
(NEW ORLEANS, LA) — City of New Orleans sanitation authorities and officials from the Board of Tourism showed a rare unified front late Saturday as they announced an emergency effort …
ON THE TOWN: William Grant Hosts Wildly Successful Patio Party
NEW ORLEANS, LA — After the runaway success of last year’s William Grant & Sons non-alcoholic party, those zany booze marketeers knew they had a steep hill to climb if …